Videogames

Fuck Yes 

Because Pokemon is still my favorite game of all time, I played it on my hugeass original gameboy and fucking love it.

Because I saved up and bought a PS2 when I was 10-years-old, and bought this as my first playstation game not realizing it was just for ps1. This game blew my fucking mind. And looking back on the situation:

• I was ten and playing this,
• I had already seen all of Schwarzenegger’s movies that were out
• Mortal Kombat (N64) was my bitch
• I listened to all of Adam Sandler’s comedy CD’s (http://www.amazon.com/Theyre-All-Gonna-Laugh-You/dp/B000002MMG , http://www.amazon.com/What-Hell-Happened-Adam-Sandler/dp/B000002N4N/ref=pd_bxgy_m_img_b )
• Duke Nukem 64 was also my bitch
• Any time all of us kids watched a movie in class, I was the only one that didn’t ‘ooh’ or ‘ahh’ at violence or profanities.
• Oh, and Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
• And Grand Theft Auto…
• Fuck it, I’m raising my kid like Adam Sandler did in Big Daddy, they can do whatever they want as long as it’s morally alright.
• I do the same for my dog’s actually, I let go of the leash and I’m like, “hey fuck it, you can walk where you want, whatever makes you happy.” and then they shit on someone else’s lawn or the sidewalk and I’m like Kcya.

Let me know if any of this shows through in my personality at all.

My first actual PS2 game. See above post. And I always sat there listening to the chatterbox radio station because it gave me lollergasm’s.

I have a distinct memory of this game, especially when I was trying to beat the first Bob-omb boss by throwing him out of the ring, and then I accidentally sat in a plate of hummus. It was kickass too. The game, not the hummus. that was a bitch.

Remote Mines. Seriously. Try to even touch me, you can even be Odd Job. If you get one kill before I get ten, you win.

Because I could never figure out how to use the fucking flying cape for more than 3 fucking seconds! But Yoshi was the shit. what? no it’s cool, fuck relevance.

Because I could never get past the fucking snow level and kept slipping off the map because of the fucking ice. It’s cool, I came back a few years later and beat it’s ass - isn’t that right DKC?

Because as a kid, this is a comedy fucking goldmine.

Fuck. You. Water. Temple.

Because Post Appocalyptic open gameplay is the-fucking-shitgasm.

Because the music in this was way more kickass than in the first one. 

Because Gordon Freeman is the fucking shit.

Two words. Ray. Liotta.